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"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion) 04/03/2018 at 16:25 • Filed to: None

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Matte black with massive gold skull decals, and double row light bars in all four directions. We need a bro-truck rating scale. Who’s up for the challenge..?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 16:30

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Holy shit is that a first-gen B9 Tribeca? Sweeet!

WilliamsSW > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 16:30

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For completeness on the scoring, we’re gonna need to see some aggressive tailgating.

gettingoldercarguy > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 16:31

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I give this 4/10 affliction t shirts

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 16:31

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On a scale of 1 to 10 this is a 9, truck nuts take it to 10, large scale murals of dragons or wolfs take it to 11.

Chariotoflove > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 16:32

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I must see these decals of which you speak. You should follow him and get better pics.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 16:32

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1-Lift kit

10-All manner of accessories, some cancelling each other out, with the net effect making the truck LESS useful off road. Lift kit must be body lift rather than suspension lift.

Any mud present disqualifies it, even if it’s a horrific setup for off road use... the owners lack of knowledge does not disqualify their intent and effort.

AestheticsInMotion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/03/2018 at 16:32

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“That all sounds awesome!”

-9 year old AestheticsInMotion

AestheticsInMotion > gettingoldercarguy 04/03/2018 at 16:33

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Ohhhhh that’s good.

AestheticsInMotion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/03/2018 at 16:33

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*vomit*

Those are pretty common around here. We love our Subarus!

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/03/2018 at 16:34

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“large scale murals of dragons”

But dragons are good tho

AestheticsInMotion > Chariotoflove 04/03/2018 at 16:34

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I see him at least once a month. I’ll do better next time!

There are also Roman numerals for some reason

WilliamsSW > gettingoldercarguy 04/03/2018 at 16:35

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I love this scoring system

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 04/03/2018 at 16:36

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There is an F250 In Post Falls ID with a large air brushed dragon on the side. I failed to photograph it the last time I was there, so SR20.

McMike > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 16:36

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We need a bro-truck rating scale. Who’s up for the challenge..?

4/5

Chariotoflove > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 16:36

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As long as there are not little Miata icons lined up like on the Red Baron’s plane, you should be safe.

AestheticsInMotion > McMike 04/03/2018 at 16:37

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This is a McMasterpiece

Future next gen S2000 owner > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 16:38

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Let’s do this!!!!

Light bar - forward facing LED - 10 points

3" inch - negative 3 points - bro’s don’t stop at subtle lifts. Life begins at 6"

6" lift - 5 points

9" lift - 10 points

12" + lift - 25 points

Body lift - 3 points

Excessively intricate wheels - 20 points

Brush guard - 5 points

Low profile off road tires - 15 points

Chrome anything - 2 additional points per item

Wrap - 10 points

Powdercoated frame and suspension components - 20 points

Light bar - non forward facing - 5 points

What else am I missing....

Truck nuts - 1 point

Huge vertical stacks in the bed - 5 points

Rolling coal - 15 points

Gun sticker - 1 point per

Calvin pissing on opposing brand sticker - 2 points

My other ride is your mom sticker - 3 points

Confederate flag anything - 2 points.

I feel like this requires a google spreadsheet.

McMike > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 16:41

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Thanks. I made them a few years ago.

Wacko > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 16:42

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i give it 4 out 5 White Oakleys

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > McMike 04/03/2018 at 16:50

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If that compensation vehicle is only a 4 out of 5 Bros, what does a perfect score look like?

Ash78, voting early and often > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/03/2018 at 16:54

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Wow, the elusive Flying Vagina?

I think I’ve seen 4 or 5 ever. The car, I mean.

Ash78, voting early and often > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 16:55

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Needs a Tapout sticker. Just to remind the owner how to remove his mangled lug bolts every week or two.

AestheticsInMotion > Chariotoflove 04/03/2018 at 17:02

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It’s okay. I’m driving the Outback currently. I blend in like a ninja

McMike > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 04/03/2018 at 17:05

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Wild graphics, a gaudy custom grill/bumpers, and underglow would have gotten the judge’s attention.

A “4" is is high as I usually go because I’m saving that elusive “5" for that SEMA-grade shit that’s out there.

This one is close, but missed out on the perfect score because it’s missing LED bars on the roof.

Discerning > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 04/03/2018 at 17:11

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I can’t speak for McMike, but I don’t even see any Monster energy or Rockstar stickers.

ThePlasticOne - no diggities expressed nor implied. > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 17:13

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Let me guess...the number III

user314 > McMike 04/03/2018 at 17:14

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ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > McMike 04/03/2018 at 17:15

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Okay. I was curious what the upper end of the scale looks like so we have a point of reference.

user314 > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 17:15

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9001

McMike > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 04/03/2018 at 17:18

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I suppose a “1" could be just a lift, or a base truck with no lift and fancy wheels. Maybe just a single light bar, I don’t know. I call them as I see them.

Kind of like DONKs.

These scales, on the other hand are a little harder to nail down.

AestheticsInMotion > user314 04/03/2018 at 17:32

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Yes

DipodomysDeserti > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 17:35

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These Roman Numerals?

AestheticsInMotion > DipodomysDeserti 04/03/2018 at 17:53

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What does that signify? Something not pleasant I’m guessing? I don’t recall, I think there was an X... I’ll look closer next time 

DanZman > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 18:07

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Hot take: from this angle and image quality, I kind of like it.

Also, those “over the bed” ATV carriers are sweet!

AestheticsInMotion > DanZman 04/03/2018 at 18:08

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They are handy. Although I’ve literally seen more accidents when loading/unloading than I’ve seen safe usage

DipodomysDeserti > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 18:19

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Three Percenters. Some sort of right wing militia.

Dogsatemypants > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 18:24

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No smog stacks or oversized muffler tip. Brodozer disqualify. The only way to recover from a penalty like that would be to slap on some tribal decals or a no fear sticker.

ranwhenparked > DipodomysDeserti 04/03/2018 at 18:35

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Incidentally started by an ex-SDS member who is batshit crazy, and the entire premise of their name is a complete and total lie.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 19:37

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I was just thinking that looks like a good way to run yourself over with an ATV.

wafflesnfalafel > DipodomysDeserti 04/03/2018 at 20:02

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lovely... deduct bro points for that...

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > DipodomysDeserti 04/03/2018 at 22:59

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Brodozer owner and a right winger who may or may not be in a militia?

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > AestheticsInMotion 04/03/2018 at 23:02

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Did he have some Greek too?